My Current Delusion

Truthiness tells me that I receive countless emails from people offering to send me gifts to show their gratitude for what I do.* “You are like a king to me, Mr. Mackey. Is there anything you desire?” Usually I just email back with a condescending smile (what’s the emoticon for that?), and say, “no, just keep being you. That’s all I ask.”

Well, it appears that Bergdorf Goodman — the fancy-schmancy store in NYC where one might even find high-end mouse shoes — has finally produced an appropriate tribute. I present to you “Turbine” cuff links and studs.

Yes, it’s true. Here’s the link. As you’ll see, the cuff links are a little expensive at $2,850, but the studs (which are probably much more appropriate, if you know what I’m sayin’) are a bargain at $2,650.

So, if you’re a real fan, you’ll buy these for me. Or, you can wait until next year, when I’m pretty sure somebody will start selling “Sasparillabelt buckles.

* Although this statement is full of truthiness, the “truth” is that the bulk of my emails are offers for “VfIAGRA,” “Russian Teens,” and notes about how bad my blog sucks.

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Daniel Montoya, Jr. says

I;m waiting for the "Damn" Dental Dams...

not that I need them or anything...

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